dimarts, d’octubre 04, 2005

la gallina ha dit que no

...visca la revolució

7 comentaris:

'Thought & Humor' ha dit...

We work like a horse.
We eat like a pig.
We like to play chicken.
You can get someone's goat.
We can be as slippery as a snake.
We get dog tired.
We can be as quiet as a mouse.
We can be as quick as a cat.
Some of us are as strong as an ox.
People try to buffalo others.
Some are as ugly as a toad.
We can be as gentle as a lamb.
Sometimes we are as happy as a lark.
Some of us drink like a fish.
We can be as proud as a peacock.
A few of us are as hairy as a gorilla.
You can get a frog in your throat.
We can be a lone wolf.
But I'm having a whale of a time!

You have a riveting web log
and undoubtedly must have
atypical & quiescent potential
for your intended readership.
May I suggest that you do
everything in your power to
honor your encyclopedic/omniscient
Designer/Architect as well
as your revering audience.
As soon as we acknowledge
this Supreme Designer/Architect,
Who has erected the beauteous
fabric of the universe, our minds
must necessarily be ravished with
wonder at this infinate goodness,
wisdom and power.


Please remember to never
restrict anyone's opportunities
for ascertaining uninterrupted
existence for their quintessence.

There is a time for everything,
a season for every activity
under heaven. A time to be
born and a time to die. A
time to plant and a time to
harvest. A time to kill and
a time to heal. A time to
tear down and a time to
rebuild. A time to cry and
a time to laugh. A time to
grieve and a time to dance.
A time to scatter stones
and a time to gather stones.
A time to embrace and a
time to turn away. A time to
search and a time to lose.
A time to keep and a time to
throw away. A time to tear
and a time to mend. A time
to be quiet and a time to
speak up. A time to love
and a time to hate. A time
for war and a time for peace.


Best wishes for continued ascendancy,
Dr. Howdy

'Thought & Humor'

P.S. One thing of which I am sure is
that the common culture of my youth
is gone for good. It was hollowed out
by the rise of ethnic "identity politics,"
then splintered beyond hope of repair
by the emergence of the web-based
technologies that so maximized and
facilitated cultural choice as to make
the broad-based offerings of the old
mass media look bland and unchallenging
by comparison."

Anònim ha dit...

I els galls que amb mi hauran de dormir
me'ls triaré sans i valents
que n'estic farta d'impotents
que em fan passar nits avorrides

Que quedir clar per sempre més
que jo de verge no en tinc res
i que posats a fer no em ve
d'un segon restrenyiment

La gallina...

Anònim ha dit...

A què?

Anònim ha dit...

a què ha dit que no la gallina?
-a l'espoli sistemàtic
-al poc respecte a la llengua i cultura pròpies
-al fet diferencial que no entenen des de lluny, sigui la distància física o química
-a ser considerat demanaire quan ets el més caritatiu (solidari, diuen que és mes políticament correcte)
-a fer el paper d'agressor quan ets l'agredit històricament
-a ser botxí quan ets la víctima
a això, i d'altres coses, la gallina ha dit que no

Anònim ha dit...

A veure com quedarà...De moment el representant de la gallina ja ha dit que s'haurà de cedir i dic jo: no és aquesta la base de tota negociació? cedir, reclamar, canviar una cosa per una altra, afegir...Per què ha d'anar dient, ja, que haurem de cedir? Ja ens ho imaginem que hi haurà estires i arronses, peró, per favor, doneu-nos una mica de "vidilla" i no parleu de cedir fins que portem, com a mínim, uns dies negociant!

Susanna

Anònim ha dit...

Cap pas enrera... ni per agafar impuls!

Anònim ha dit...

no tindrà cap més ou calent el que de mi se n'aprofita
a canvi d'algun gra de blat m'ha tret la força de volar, però jo us juro s'ha acabat
la gallineta ha dit que prou
a veure què diuen les gallinetes balears i valenci... bé, les balears